I can’t tell you how much this scene from Falcon’s Spring Break (1988) has made me cum. AND laugh.
The combination of Uncle Chad’s monster dick + the ‘innocence’ of Cory Monroe (Check out his dead eyes. Girlfriend looks like he’s been on an all-night coke binge) + the poetic dialogue has made my asshole quiver like nobody’s business.
my favourite lines:
Uncle Chad: “You want it, don’t you?” (after flopping his hung cock on the table)
Young Cory: “Well…I’m anxious to learn”.
Bet you are, bitch. Now suck it!
best porn ever!